Alt'n Bach's Town Tap

MenuIn a word: No longer under a cloud.

The specs: #0500
Address, hours & details via Isthmus; reviews at YelpAlt 'N' Bachs Town Tap on Urbanspoon, Eat Drink Madison; official web site.

JM ate the chicken sandwich with fries and a lemonade.
Nichole ate the brat Reuben, a cup of chicken soup, and a decaf.
The bill was $17 plus tip.
JM gave Alt'n Bach's Town Tap a B+; Nichole gave Alt'n Bach's Town Tap a B.

Alt n' Bach's used to be a smoker's haven. If you haven't been there in a while, you may want to try it again; it feels like a smaller, brighter Laurel, with a bar separated from a family-friendly dining area.

Chicken soupOn this night, Nichole had a cold that left her unable to taste anything, but for that the chicken noodle soup was fine. She didn't even ask if it was homemade (and didn't care). The consistency was somewhat thick, whether from lengthy simmering or insufficient water added is anyone's guess. But the soft noodles, big pieces of chicken and bits of carrot were what you want in a remedy. Bonus points for the clever use of crockery.

Brat ReubenThe brat reuben didn't fare so well. It sounded interesting, and might have tasted amazing, but in texture and construction didn't quite work for a catarrh-head. The smoked brat was split and grilled, then put on a cloudlike white hamburger bun with Swiss cheese and heavy kraut. The dressing came on the side by request only. So basically, the cook's vision was to take a brat, swap the bun type and add cheese. We wondered if there was no love left for rye, or what.

JM's chicken sandwich fared a little better. The bacon and cheddar were welcome addition, though they did not stand out as much as they probably should have. The chicken was juicy though this ran into a problem with the bun, which dissolved almost on contact. The fries, however, were outstanding as perfect little potato explosions. Chicken sandwich

Alt 'n' Bach's is our five hundredth restaurant and we're glad to see that it is smoke-free and finally appended to The List.

"P" is for Please (and Thank You)

The end of the P's brought us to the threshold of 500 restaurants and also coincided with the end of the Oughts. Such landmarks inspire reflection and gratitude, so here are some pleases and thanks, dear readers.

Please keep sharing your experiences. It's especially cool to read comments from a unique perspective, say vegan or gluten-free, and/or to learn about a menu's hidden gems. Since we're just two people with our own proclivities and no particular dietary needs, we're not qualified on the basis of one visit to speak to all the facets of a restaurant.

Thank you for remembering we don't get paid for this.* We can't afford the time or money for do-overs, and that's another reason we love your comments. Just don't insist that we go back because we missed the best thing about a place. That makes us sad, which makes those less charitable among us feel schadenfreude and/or ressentiment, for which they will be damned to a lonely, tormented perdition of their own making. Nobody wants that. So thanks for understanding that we can't do repeats. ("You missed the XYZ? How could you? You must go back and try it." = bad. "I have eaten the XYZ many times and it is awesome!" = better.)

Thank you for voting Eating in Madison A to Z your favorite local blog. We had no idea that anyone would want to read anything we wrote -- which may explain the lack of detail in any post numbered 50 or less -- let alone keep reading almost six years later. With over 150 places still to go on the list as it stands today, we're still looking at a long climb ahead. Which leads to: Please don't tell us your favorite restaurant starts with S or T. We'll get there soon, we promise.

Most importantly, Madison:

Please don't let another minority-run business go under. During our pass through the alphabet, we've seen plenty of restaurants close for plenty of different reasons. However, we're not the only ones who have noticed a pattern of neighborhood complaints shutting down places run by or for people of color (the most recent being Africana, but similar sanctions have troubled A Place For Friends, Con Safos, and the Goodman Center's youth events).

For the record, we don't visit many places when they are in party mode. However, the only place we have ever encountered serious misbehavior was at Grid Iron after a home football game, when a white female Badger fan apparently wanted a piece of Nichole. Don't be like that, Madison. Please keep the civil and positive dialog about concert venue best practices going, eschew double standards, and educate yourselves. Dane101's ALRC reporting and Emily's Post are great places to start.

Thank you for keeping this blog lively. Finishing the P's may have felt like hitting a double, but we know we were born on second. Madison and its environs is a great place to eat. We've said it before, but for that, we're very grateful. 

Our favorite P's were:
Breakfast: Pat O'Malley's Jet Room
Lunch: People's Bakery & Lebanese Cuisine
Dinner: Plaza Tavern & Grill

Our grades thus far:


Nichole JM
A 213
43%
196
39%
B 210
42%
255
51%
C 62
12%
45
9%
D 12
3%
3
1%
F 2
0%
0
0%

GPA by first letter:


1st Pass Cumulative
A 3.11 3.30
B 3.15 3.18
C 3.25 3.25
D 3.20 3.29
E 3.03 3.06
F 3.24 3.25
G 3.21 3.28
H 3.16 3.23
I 3.40 3.48
J 3.13 3.12
K 3.08 3.09
L 3.23 3.27
M 3.32 3.29
N 3.15 3.15
O 3.23 3.23
P 3.09 n/a

*The fine print, because the FTC, Jay Rath, and Robert Sietsema are watching: in 2009 we took up with Google and Amazon ads and have earned about $25 after one year. Since the inception of the project, we've had a few pieces published in local papers for about $150 total. Publishers occasionally and inexplicably send us free cookbooks. Often a companion picks up the tab or shares a coupon, for which we give thanks in the specs. We have had nothing comped except for two desserts and a cup of ginger juice, both unsolicited, and have not once sent a dish back to the kitchen. If we're forgetting something, and you find it in one of our posts, we owe you a soda.

Pug Mahone's

In a word: Easy to like, hard to get to.

The specs: #0499  
Address, hours & details via Isthmus; reviews at Isthmus, Yelp, listing at Eat Drink Madison.

JM ate a chicken sandwich and a lemonade.
Kyle ate the Reuben and two Hopaliciouses.
Nichole ate the chili dog and a Winter Skal.
We split some fries (thanks, Kyle!).
The bill was about $34 plus tip.
JM and Kyle gave Pug Mahone's a B+; Nichole gave Pug Mahone's a B.

Pug Mahone's

Pug Mahone's is pretty much your standard Wisconsin corner bar. The swivel factor was significant but the bartender was nice. The atmosphere was kind of goofy, but the same as what Kyle experienced on a previous visit. Two pool tables occupied most of the main floor.

We split some fries, which might have had some kind of fennel or caraway seed on them, but we weren't sure. Otherwise they were unimpressive, and would have been better slathered in cheese or chili or both.

Kyle tried the Reuben, which also lays claim to the "best Rueben in town" title. (We wondered what bar doesn't.) If only the cheese had been even a little better example of Swiss it would have earned an A, and was in fact the best Reuben he'd had in his admittedly brief Reuben-eating career. The marble rye held up all right to what was a very gooey sandwich. The beef was good quality and the meat-to-kraut-to-dressing ratio was only slightly tilted to the dressing end.

The chili part of the dog was very beefy, with chunks of non-ground meat, maybe something brisket-y, in a mild tomato sauce. Chili is available every day, and on single-digit nights we bet it moves. The hot dog itself was huge. It's the kind of sandwich you don't set down once you've picked it up.

JM's chicken sandwich was warm and tasty, and beyond that he's afraid he doesn't remember much about it. The combination of good conversation and hyper-local web-hybrid interactive-style TV ads that did everything but invite us by name to enjoy Pug Mahone's signature drink was a wee bit distracting.

Pug Mahone's is little and has a lot of attitude -- not unlike a pug.

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